Monday, March 31, 2008 Bathing with Bierko

I had the weirdest, yet kinda hot dream about Craig Bierko last night. (no details) And now this morning I find this:



Truly odd....

I didn't even know his name until this morning. I just remembered him from a couple episodes of Sex & the City & I saw a clip of him from Scary Movie 4 last night. Aha! That's how he showed up in the dream. Fucking Freudian. Also starring in my dream were my freaky neighbors, my Jason hockey mask, and some weird outdoor mall that was covered in snow (It kinda looked like the town in 30 Days of Night).... My dreams are just getting more & more random.

I had this rogue dream after laying back down from an early morning feline fracus. I was wakened at 4:00 to the sound of constant meowing & howling. I got up & could not find Zero, but could hear him LOUDLY. After looking in closets, bathrooms, & cabinets for about 10 minutes, I realized that he was inside the wall. INSIDE THE WALL!?! He must have got into the attic & made his way down into the walls. I had to get him out through an air return downstairs. My kids really need to stop pulling this kind of shit that early in the morning. Mondays are difficult enough without having to lose sleep for random canine & feline tomfoolery.

Friday, March 28, 2008 The Texas Chainsaw Manicure

Tuesday, March 25, 2008 Jesus Loves the Little Children

I don't even know what to think about this...

Gardens Gone Wild!!!

Spring is finally here & all my trees are starting to sprout. The Japanese maples are looking gorgeous.
The past two weekends Craig & I have been planting new color & texture in the front & back yards. So far we've put in 2 new knockout rose bushes, 3 alpinia, tons of hosta, various azaleas, lilies, snapdragons, impatiens, geraniums, begonias, & petunias. I also planted 100 caladium bulbs. It's really looking good. In a few weeks everything should be filled in nicely.

Now I'm ready to work on some potted plants for the deck. My friend Chloe gave me some datura seed today & can't wait to get some seedlings started. I'll have to be careful with them because they are highly hallucinogenic & toxic. The last thing I need is my dogs on some fucked up Timothy Leary trip!





Friday, March 21, 2008 Happy Easter!!!

Happy Easter everyone. See ya again next week!

Thursday, March 20, 2008 Happy Birthday Dan!!!


A huge happy birthday wish to Dan Miller of PlanetDan.net, the best blogger on the web!!! Have a great 33rd birthday man!

Monday, March 17, 2008 R.I.P. Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny showed up early at my house last night. I was awakened around 4:00am this morning to my dogs shuffling around under my bed making a lot of crunching noises. When we got up to see what the hell was going on, we discovered them feasting on a rabbit that they had sectioned & strewn all under the bed. GROSS!!!!! I then had to clean up the entire mess, piece by piece. Now I'm so tired from lack of sleep & just grossed out from the horror of it all....

Note to self: No Easter basket for the dogs this year....

Kids... You know I love em!

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Thanks to all at Ryan the Angry Midget for the link.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008 New Living Room

Craig & I recently had some drywall & paint work done on our living room. Here are the results, which I am very happy with!!!! New furniture didn't hurt either...




You can see the whole series of photos here: http://s58.photobucket.com/albums/g252/springparkslasher/Living%20Room%20Remodel/

Tuesday, January 22, 2008 You say Potato, I say your full of Holy Sh*t

Pastor Renee Brewster reluctantly started making potato salad for church but was not entirely comfortable doing it, as Sister Frankie normally makes the dish. So she asked God for a sign, MyFoxOrlando.com reports.

"I was hesitant about making the potato salad because Sister Frankie makes the potato salad at church and I said, 'Lord, if it’s not for me to make potato salad then send me a sign.'"
Next she cut in half a potato and discovered it looked rotten. She only took a second look after her 10-year-old granddaughter said she saw an image of Jesus Christ on the Cross in the split potato.
On closer inspection, she saw the image, as well.

"That’s Jesus on the Cross. Just looking at it I don't have to convince," Brewster said.
She froze the potato heart and used the rest to make the salad, which was served during the weekly rescue mission.
Said Brewster: "I just want people to know God is still as real today as he was back then and he can show up anytime he gets ready."



This is almost as good as the Virgin Mary showing up as a nocturnal emission stain on my sheets.